look at peter!

waiting at the 7 eleven for my rizzide to arizzive

give me just a little more wine

too soon?

give me just a little more time

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magnifying a flea as it sits in the tall grasses

they tell me i was named for a horse

frogstack

life in the fast lane

by lena dunham, who is a deer hunter

"sexy deer"

by lena dunham, who is a vegetable

Morgan:

fyi

How will I die? Your Result: You will die while saving someone's life. The most noble of all deaths. Your rewards will be great in the next life. You are most definitely a humanitarian. If not currently, you will be. To give one's life is a precious moment that will be remembered by friends and family for many decades.
You will die in your sleep.
You will die from a terminal illness.
You will die of boredom.
You will die in a car accident.
You will die while having sex.
You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
You will be murdered.
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must i truly surrender my savings to the prince of bats?????

all i have is hot pockets in my fridge

she's like a rainman

ice cream on mars

underwater man